Tea time with Barrack and John.

“You’re a liar” “You’re a meany head” “Four eyes” “Monkey face” “Train tracks.”
These are just a few of the verbal attacks launched by the O’bama campaign Against the McCain’s, and visa versa during the 2008 presidential elections, in a very mature Attempt to win over the popular as well as electoral vote.
The last time I heard comments of such vulgarity and scathing ferocity was in the second grade, when Mortin klutznick and Aaron Nuconbeil were fighting over who got to water the plants in the back of the classroom while Mr. Howardson was at a teachers Conference in Las Vegas. At least that’s what he told us he was there for at the time. It Wasn’t until five and a half months later when his new wife Candy gave birth to a little boy-girl Thingy, that we figured it out. He had gone to Vegas to learn the art of pole dancing so that he Would have a trade to teach little Sam-Mel when he-she grew up.
Well needless to say, Mortin won the feud, only to be murdered during nap time by Aaron with a pair of scissors and the glue gun we used during arts and crafts. Which brings me to my next topic of discussion, and title of today’s Blog posting, “Tea time with Barrack and John on cable television”.
Seriously. CNN reported yesterday that President elect Barrack. Hussein. O’bama, And former Republican candidate John-2nd place-Silver medal-McCain, met up for tea and Biscuits in a red English style telephone booth, where they discussed football, or soccer, or whatever It’s called in America (we called it soccer in Kenya) as well as how the Democratic and Republican parties can work together in a conglomerate effort to: eradicate poverty, strengthen the economy, stop Americas dependence on oil, and prevent tiger woods from winning yet another PGA tour title. And of course the most important item on the agenda, who they would rather do, Jessica Alba with no legs,or Julia Roberts in her third trimester.
That’s correct, the age old adage of “keep your friends close, and your enemies closer” Has Given way to a new axiom, “keep your friends close, and keep “that-guy-who-publicly-defamed-and-Falsely-slandered-you,-costing-you-billions-of pesos-(they’re worth more in our country than the dollar is)In-counter-ads-and management-campaigning”, closer.
In fact an insider source for “dig up dirt on famous people and then blackmail them” newspaper has Confirmed that the history making, president elect, Barrack, and John-close but no cigar-better luck next time,-McCain, will be spending a weekend “pasty white fat guy hunting” along with former vise president to George. W. Bush-brains, Dick Cheney, in havenomorals Alabama.
Nothing further has been reported, but we will fulfill our civil duty and keep the public informed as the story develops.
In a completely unrelated story, Jessica Alba reportedly had both of her legs bitten off in an unfortunate
Crocodile accident, on the set to her new documentary, “what really happened to Steve Erwin” the conspiracy Theory behind the scenes, as Tom cruise sees it.
In other Celebrity gossip news, Julia Roberts is apparently pregnant again, and has managed amazingly to hide it from the paparazzi for the past Eight months.
Bartholomue out.